Screen Kiss Scrapbook
Semester 2 – February 2004
Chris tries to recall
what the fight was about 
The police
compile an artist’s impression of two imaginary men ‘sporting offensive head ornaments’
he claimed had jumped him. They are said to be looking for ‘a couple of
dickheads’ J
He
recalls drinking and a game of footsie…
”Not
with MY foot” Both girls deny playing 
Joe
says it was definitely Suzy, and not him…
A
homeless dude moved in, and stole the beer
…The homeless
dude then mistook Joe for a doctor, and asked him to examine his piles
Franco’s
demonstration of what that proceedure meant in surgical terms was not
encouraging
And Mads had to have it explained to her again with pictures, while the homeless dude made do with a comfy cushion instead
Inspired, Chris got hold of a camera and
considered plastic surgery…
The feedback was fairly encouraging… 
…Until he started on about other potential bodily
areas for improvement 
However,
something seemed out of balance 
Meaning Suzy was quickly called upon to prop him up J
He then insisted on re-enacting his favourite scene from the Bible where Lot’s wife turned into a pillar of salt, although the tequila and lemon appear to have been added to the story in a more recent translation J
…Whereupon she decided it’s time to call him a taxi, knowing exactly why he wanted to take her picture from this angle…
Thanks to The Square and Walkabout